Straight out of Leift field...

Lief here wants to take it slow, then jam it in your butt. Game changer for sure!

The wicked witch of wtf?

She'll get you, my pretty. Pretty sure I wouldn't want those claws on me after her potion making sessions. Eye of newt, blood of goat and penis of man. She's waiting for you...watching.

Casting Call!

Frankly Franky, I don't see anyone answering your casting call about being casted up for your or her pleasure. Ever heard of kink.com? 

Tim the Tinder Terror

Ladies, we aren't sure if that's blood or a skin disease on him. Either way, this winner of a human being could probably be found trolling the east side of Austin or Bathing in Barton Springs spillway.

Definitely not what we expect.

5'8 and full of hate, this barbarian is looking for her Viking in shining stink. 

The troll keeper?

What. Is. That?

Sexual Chocolate

Nothing screams keeper like a bow tie, chocolates and a cat....in a bow tie.

Hugo? How about huge not.

Hugo looks like he's slanging 6 inches of magical meat. 5'7 of pleasure for all you lovely ladies.

Frankly, Francis is undecided.

Someone seems pretty unsure of themselves. I'm unsure he passed 5th grade spelling.

Shoshanna? Shoshouldnt.

Be careful of Officer Shoshanna, as this mythical king (or queen) of the law may handcuff you to your bedposts. 37 and ready to take you to heaven.