Dani the Dirty East Side Hipster

How sexy is this. I didn't know the french were invading Austin, just hipster trash. Apparently the women are starting to trend the hairy armpits. Dani...just dont.

Burning Man's Reject.

Here lies Robyn, shes so quirky and "Out there". So "original and open minded"!

This hipster from culdesacia wiscohioshigan is soooooo kewl that she had to show off her silver areolas to gain attention. The fuck is that on her birdnest of hair? Buy her a PBR and tell her you love Alt-J and she'll wifey you up in a heartbeat. 

Nicholas? More like Dickholas...

Hey there ladies(and Gentlemen apparently) Nicholas is staight to the point of what he wants and has. Gym shorts and scratching is up for play with this tinderwang.

It's a dick on a couch.

Literally. Dominic's dick on a couch. OM NOM NOM.

Someones ready for The Purge.

Emy here sure is scary. Either she loves you or is about to Purge. 

Shane, Shane on you!!!

Santa Cruz local who forgot chest day I assume? 

Sssssssomething sssssssseems ssssssslithery.

I wonder if she likes snakes? I'm pretty sure the trouser snake is her favorite.

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She shot me down....Bang Bang. My Emiry shot me down bang bang....

Emily here has a murderers wit. Maybe its in her eyes, maybe its the finger by her mouth, or maybe its the fact she has a loaded pistol ready to remove your balls in a seconds notice. She doesn't look like the kind of woman who would say "Thank you! Cum again!"

Devonitely not my type...

Devon here has "got something to say", he might say "I remembers Halloween". Or maybe he came from "Green Hell". Regardless, this die hard creepy Mistfts fan is waiting for you to be his "Angelfuck"

Straight out of Leift field...

Lief here wants to take it slow, then jam it in your butt. Game changer for sure!

The wicked witch of wtf?

She'll get you, my pretty. Pretty sure I wouldn't want those claws on me after her potion making sessions. Eye of newt, blood of goat and penis of man. She's waiting for you...watching.

Casting Call!

Frankly Franky, I don't see anyone answering your casting call about being casted up for your or her pleasure. Ever heard of kink.com? 

Tim the Tinder Terror

Ladies, we aren't sure if that's blood or a skin disease on him. Either way, this winner of a human being could probably be found trolling the east side of Austin or Bathing in Barton Springs spillway.

Definitely not what we expect.

5'8 and full of hate, this barbarian is looking for her Viking in shining stink. 

The troll keeper?

What. Is. That?

Sexual Chocolate

Nothing screams keeper like a bow tie, chocolates and a cat....in a bow tie.

Hugo? How about huge not.

Hugo looks like he's slanging 6 inches of magical meat. 5'7 of pleasure for all you lovely ladies.

Frankly, Francis is undecided.

Someone seems pretty unsure of themselves. I'm unsure he passed 5th grade spelling.

Shoshanna? Shoshouldnt.

Be careful of Officer Shoshanna, as this mythical king (or queen) of the law may handcuff you to your bedposts. 37 and ready to take you to heaven.