Dani the Dirty East Side Hipster

How sexy is this. I didn't know the french were invading Austin, just hipster trash. Apparently the women are starting to trend the hairy armpits. Dani...just dont.

Burning Man's Reject.

Here lies Robyn, shes so quirky and "Out there". So "original and open minded"!

This hipster from culdesacia wiscohioshigan is soooooo kewl that she had to show off her silver areolas to gain attention. The fuck is that on her birdnest of hair? Buy her a PBR and tell her you love Alt-J and she'll wifey you up in a heartbeat. 

Nicholas? More like Dickholas...

Hey there ladies(and Gentlemen apparently) Nicholas is staight to the point of what he wants and has. Gym shorts and scratching is up for play with this tinderwang.

It's a dick on a couch.

Literally. Dominic's dick on a couch. OM NOM NOM.

Someones ready for The Purge.

Emy here sure is scary. Either she loves you or is about to Purge. 

Shane, Shane on you!!!

Santa Cruz local who forgot chest day I assume? 

Sssssssomething sssssssseems ssssssslithery.

I wonder if she likes snakes? I'm pretty sure the trouser snake is her favorite.